... and I hate it. Ugh. I feel sorry for those of you out there who have to go through every day feeling like this.
I work in a commercial building that, unbeknownst to me before this morning, doesn't open until 8am. Made it into work a little early today only to find myself locked out of the building. But there was a handy little keypad next to the door. What could the entry code be? Well, let's try the street address. Holy shit, that worked.
Look, if you want to go stay in a cabin like that go rent one. There's plenty. No one is going to give you $100k for it, though, unless this is the advertising for some upcoming reality show of which I'm unaware. Seriously though, no one would care if you went and lived in a cabin off grid for a month. Instead of posting about it go do it. Please. That's one less car on the road for a month.
... from Jack Sparrow? Fuck you. There's enough real quotes out there that we don't need this nonsense filling up our lives.
I don't think that's me. I was reading a job ad and when I read that they wanted someone passionate I imagined myself sitting in an interview and being asked the question, "What are you passionate about?" and I couldn't answer the question. Normally in these imaginary conversations in my head I'm formatting an answer before the question even comes up but today I drew a blank. Am I so jaded that I'm not passionate about anything anymore? I have so many things to do that I don't have time to be passionate about any one thing. I'm trying to put a little time into a lot of things and just break even. Maybe that's why I'm having so much trouble finding a job: I don't have one thing that I love anymore. Fuck. I guess I need to trim down some of the things I'm doing.
If your opinion on a political issue can be accurately expressed in meme form then your opinion probably isn't informed enough to post about it on social media without looking ignorant.
Go ahead. No one is stopping you. You don't need the rest of the us to do the same. It's a meaningless gesture whether we join you or not.
You know, for those of you hating on one side of the political spectrum or the other. Or anywhere else in your life it may apply.
You don't even know how to use them.